What if reelecting Joe Biden could become the most fun you've had in your entire life?

This isn't just about convincing people to vote for Joe Biden; it's about creating an election filled with energy, creativity, and community. This is your moment to infuse politics with joy and passion, making the 2024 election unforgettable. Welcome to the adventure of your life.

According to a New York Times/Siena poll taken in April 2024, just 4% of voters age 18-29 have a very favorable view of Joe Biden, and 33% have a very unfavorable view. But a lot can change between now and Election Day.

By Mike Reid | June 2024

As Joe Biden sat huddled with his advisors, the air in the room was thick with anxiety. The dimly lit space seemed to amplify the gravity of the situation, casting shadows that mirrored the doubt and unease that gripped everyone present.

One of the advisors broke the silence, addressing the President with a furrowed brow. "Mr. President, we need to face the reality that elections are, to a large extent, well, they're popularity contests. So if you're going to win reelection, we need to find a way to reignite the excitement among the American people."

Remember 2012? Taylor Swift was 22 and Democrats were extremely fired up and ready to reelect Barack Obama and Joe Biden.

Joe Biden paused for a moment, in silence, the room holding its breath as he contemplated the task before him. Then, with a burst of energy, he exclaimed, "I know what to do!"

He walked over to his computer, his face determined, and said aloud, "GPT: what is my bold vision for the future of America?"

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An advisor typed in the question, and then stepped aside to let the President see. Joe Biden looked a little confused but quickly regained his composure as he started reading the screen.

ChatGPT wrote:

President Biden, your vision for the future of America should be centered around embracing the transformative potential of artificial intelligence to create a more prosperous future. By investing in education, research, and innovation in AI, you can position the United States at the forefront of the AI revolution, ensuring the nation remains competitive and prosperous as technology rapidly evolves.

Your vision should include a National AI Strategy that promotes research, development, and adoption across various sectors, as well as ethical considerations to ensure systems are transparent, fair, and accountable.

In this decade of transformation, your leadership must focus on harnessing the power of AI to address pressing social and environmental challenges, such as climate change, income inequality, and healthcare.

In essence, your vision for America in the 2020s is one of unity, progress, and innovation, in which everyone has the opportunity to contribute and prosper.

As Joe Biden finished reading, his eyes sparkled with excitement.

Joe turned to his advisors, a renewed sense of purpose emanating from him. "This is it," he declared, "Let's make this vision a reality, for the sake of our country and future generations."

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As the year unfolded, it became clear that the Democrats' secret weapon would not only level the playing field but tip the scales.

With unparalleled enthusiasm, the Democrats embraced the newest cutting-edge AI technology, using it to our advantage in ways that left even the most seasoned experts astounded.

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As the 2024 election entered the crucial month of October, the excitement around the Democrats' use of AI reached fever pitch.

Voters from all walks of life were captivated by the the party's ability to use AI to create a compelling vision for the future. They marveled at how we had transformed into digital trailblazers.

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Election Night 2024 was a groundbreaking event in the world of political journalism. At first, the night followed the traditional format, with Maddow and Kornacki providing commentary and analysis. But as the evening progressed, it became evident that ChatGPT was more than just a helpful addition to the team.

As the clock ticked on, the hosts began to defer to ChatGPT for insights and predictions, its mind working 1000 times faster than even Steve Kornacki.

Even many Republicans quickly grew tired of the stale Fox News coverage and shockingly turned to MSNBC, captivated by the seamless integration of AI into the broadcast, with ChatGPT offering razor-sharp analysis and accurately predicting the outcomes of battleground states before the official results.

One by one, states that had long been battlegrounds fell into the Democratic column.

The first shockwave came when Wisconsin, with its history of razor-thin margins, was called for Biden early in the night.

It was a significant win, signaling that Joe's message of unity and progress had resonated.

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The excitement kept coming as Pennsylvania was soon declared for Biden. Voters who had once been skeptical of Joe Biden now embraced his vision for improving the lives of all Americans.

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The mood in the studio was euphoric, as Maddow and Kornacki marveled at ChatGPT's ability to navigate the electoral map.

They praised ChatGPT for its invaluable contribution to their coverage, acknowledging that the AI's sophisticated analysis had played a crucial role in keeping viewers informed and engaged throughout the night.

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Election Night 2024 marked a turning point in the way political journalism approached the use of technology. The fusion of human insight and AI-powered analysis had proven to be a winning combination, captivating audiences and setting a new standard for future election coverage.


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Joe Biden's second term in office turned out to be a resounding success, defying the expectations of those who had doubted his ability to lead the nation through a rapidly changing landscape.

One of his first initiatives was to revolutionize the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) by harnessing the power of AI.

Under Biden's leadership, AI systems were implemented to streamline tax collection processes, identify and prevent fraud, and provide taxpayers with personalized assistance.

The IRS became a model of efficiency, saving time and money, and ensuring that the nation's revenue collection system was more robust than ever.


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On a crisp January morning in 2029, President Joe Biden stood on the White House lawn, preparing to depart the historic residence for the last time. The atmosphere was one of celebration and admiration, as Americans from all walks of life gathered to bid farewell to their beloved leader.

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Biden had managed to win over the hearts and minds of the American people. His approval rating had hit unprecedented heights, with every single American now enthusiastic about his presidency — a remarkable 100% enthusiasm rate.

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As Joe Biden looked out over the sea of smiling faces, he felt a deep sense of gratitude and pride. He knew that his efforts to harness the power of AI had played a significant role in turning the tide, improving the lives of millions of citizens and uniting the nation under a common vision of progress and prosperity.


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Biden couldn't help but reminisce about back in 2024 when only 7% of Americans had been enthusiastic about his re-election.

It felt like a lifetime ago, and the transformation that had taken place since then was nothing short of miraculous.

As he climbed aboard the helicopter that would carry him away from the White House, President Biden gave one last wave to the cheering crowd.

Their joy and optimism were palpable, a testament to the extraordinary journey we had all embarked upon together.

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In that moment, it was clear that every single person in America was happy, a remarkable achievement that would forever be etched in the annals of history.

As the helicopter lifted off, carrying Joe to the next chapter of his life, he couldn't help but feel a sense of major accomplishment.


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Joe's presidency had been a triumph of hope and determination, a shining example of what could be achieved when a leader embraced the power of technology and used it to uplift and unite.

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So, as you stand here today, uncertain about President Joe Biden's potential to lead our great nation, we understand your concerns and your desire for a bright future. We ask you to keep an open mind and to trust in the power of change and progress.

By January 2029, the landscape of our nation and of our global world will have shifted dramatically and the achievements of President Biden's second term will have won over the hearts and minds of Americans from all walks of life. It is our sincere belief that you, too, will be among those who look back on with pride, enthusiasm, and gratitude for the progress that was made.

We encourage you to join us in supporting President Biden's ambitious vision for the future of our country. Together, we can create a brighter, more prosperous America.

Let's light up the country with our unwavering love and backing for President Joe Biden, honoring his tireless commitment, fortitude, and zeal that sets him apart as our beacon of leadership. Your generous contribution won't just make a difference, it will ignite a firestorm of activity, powering the organization of grand events, crafting heart-stirring content, and supercharging voices that firmly believe in Biden's leadership. It's not just about donating, it's about participating in an outpouring of appreciation and admiration for the transformative effect Joe Biden has had on our country. Let's echo our cheers for Joe Biden's leadership.

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